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I'm very loyal in relationshipsEven when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms
I'm very loyal in relationshipsEven when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms
I called my girlfriend a whore during sex onceShe made me pay for that afterwards
Will you be my 'it's complicated'?
Relationship statustable for one but drinks for two
Relationship statusAutocorrect changes my girl to my grill