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Wife: 'Are you having an affair?'Me: 'I'm not going to stand here and lie to you." So we sat down and I lied to her from there instead
Wife: 'Are you having an affair?'Me: 'I'm not going to stand here and lie to you." So we sat down and I lied to her from there instead
I told my wife I was seeing a psychiatrist . . .Then she told me the truth – she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender
My wife ran off with my best friend last weekI miss him
Confucius say ... Man who fishes in other man’s well often catch crab