cheating (affair), n.One-Liners

I heard my wife was cheating on me with our Italian neighborI wouldn't put it pasta

I discovered my wife in bed with another man. I was crushedAll I could do was yell, 'Get off me, you two!'

Confucius say ... man who put wick into wrong candle get burned

My wife left me after she caught me measuring my penisIt just reaches the back of her sister's throat.

I'm very loyal in relationshipsEven when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms

I thought about going into politics, but I could never cheat on my wife

At last I've managed to find my girlfriend's G-spot!Who would have thought her sister had it all the time?

I ignored my doctor's advice and ended up in hospitalMaybe I should have stopped sleeping with his wife

My wife left me for cheating on her.But she's the one who said she wishes I'd play with her like I do my video games

My wife left me because she's always walking into things and getting hurtYesterday it was our bedroom while I was having sex with her sister. Ouch.

My girlfriend and I have an open relationship, and will continue to do so right up until she finds out.

I told my son about the birds and the beesHe then told me about the postman and my wife