spelling, n.One-Liners

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

I hate people who mix up 'there', 'their" and 'they're'It's worse than not knowing the difference between your left and write

I put the 'o' in illiterate.

I didn't know how to spell 'plagiarised" so I copied and pasted it.

I never could figure out why my career as tpyist came to a sudden ned.