thesaurus, n.One-Liners

I used to be poor. Then someone game me a thesaurus.Now I'm impecunious.

I bought a thesaurus only to come home and discover that all the pages were blank.I have no words to describe how angry I am

To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.

My new thesaurus is alright, But I wouldn't say it's anything to write house about.

Me to my horse: "Did you steal my thesaurus?"Horse "no, negative, never .... errr, I mean 'nayyy'.

If all the dinosaurs had had such a wide vocabulary, maybe they would have survived like the thesaurus did

If you type “ninjas” into thesaurus.com It said “ninjas cannot be found”.Well played ninjas, well played.

I bought my first thesaurus. I think I've figured out how it works.After all, a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

In an effort by the thesaurus to console the bereaved Dictionary, the Dictionary lashes out "You're sorry? You don't even know the meaning of the word." "Yes," the Thesaurus says calmly, "but I know what it's like."

I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.The result was futile.

I'm really looking forward to the new theatrical piece about the dictionary and the thesaurus. Who doesn't love a play on words?

I bought a really terrible thesaurus. Not only was it terrible, it was terrible.

My friend accused me of stealing her thesaurus.Not only was I shocked, I was also aghast, appalled and dismayed.

Rule number 1 of the thesaurus club:Never discuss, mention, speak of, or talk about Thesaurus Club.

I lost my thesaurus. I can’t find the words to describe how I feel