thesaurus, n.All

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?The thesaurus

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?Synonym Toast Crunch

Thesaurus is a word which, oddly enough, there is no other word for.

A Thesaurus is a dinosaur with a highly developed vocabulary.

I bought a thesaurus only to come home and discover that all the pages were blank.I have no words to describe how angry I am

Did you here about the truck full of thesauruses that crashed?Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted, and taken aback.

What do you find if you look up the word thesaurus in a thesaurus?Synonyms

If all the dinosaurs had had such a wide vocabulary, maybe they would have survived like the thesaurus did

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?A synonym roll

A Thesaurus is a dictionary on drugs.