yoga, n.One-Liners

A girl asked me if I wanted to join her in yoga at 6 amI told her, "namaste in bed".

My yoga instructor came to the yoga session staggering drunk todayHe put me in an awkward position

My favorite yoga position is the downward-facing nap.

They say the inventor of yoga pants had comfort in mindBut I like to think he had posterior motives.

My yoga instructor is amazingly flexibleShe said I could drop in any time

I didn't believe yoga could fix my postureI now stand corrected

I thought I had a good joke about yoga, but it was a bit of a stretch

I appreciate my yoga instructorShe really bends over backwards for me

I don't like people who do YogaThey're a bunch of posers

Three things that never lie...Drunk men, very young children,....and yoga pants.