Leave A Bad Taste

Leave A Scent On Your Hands

is a vegetable that builds you up physically and tears you down socially.

An onion is a vegetable that builds you up physically and tears you down socially.

is the only thing that will make a cynic shed tears.

An onion is the only thing that will make a cynic shed tears.

is not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple, not a show-off like the banana.

is able to make even Heirs and Widows weep.

Onions can make even Heirs and Widows weep.

is the only food-stuff that causes tears prior to being served.

is not to be eaten, for its smell will reveal that one is a peasant.

Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant.