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is an animal who shepherds are always trying to persuade have shared interests.

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. Stendhal

is a mysterious animal insofar as they don't shrink when it rains.

is evil. They've got no eyebrows. You never know if what you're saying to them is having any effect.

Sheep are evil. They've got no eyebrows. You never know if what you're saying to them is having any effect.

is an animal that spends it's life fearing the wolves, only to be eaten by the shepherd in the end.

A sheep spends it's life fearing the wolves, only to be eaten by the shepherd in the end.

is a Rumpelstiltskin that turning grass into wool.

is a very difficult animal to keep on your farm; you can never know how exactly many you have because you fall asleep every time you try to count them.

Farmers never know exactly how many sheep they have. They fall asleep every time they try to count them.

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