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I got a job as a shepherd and it's so tiringI can't count my flock without falling asleep
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The Sheep is evil. They've got no eyebrows. You never know if what you're saying to them is having any effect.
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The Sheep is a very difficult animal to keep on your farm; you can never know how exactly many you have because you fall asleep every time you try to count them.
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A Sheep is an animal that spends it's life fearing the wolves, only to be eaten by the shepherd in the end.
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A Sheep is an animal who shepherds are always trying to persuade have shared interests.
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