An Attic is a place where you keep something for ten years and then throw it away just two weeks before you need it.

An Attic is where you store all the junk you'd throw away if you didn't have one.

The Bathroom is the kitchen of beauty. Every woman, every day, cooks up her charms, which she must serve in the evening to staring admiration.

A Bathroom is a room full of machines that dispense water in different ways

Bathroom is where your child doesn't need to go until you're backing your car out of the driveway.

The Bathroom is a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.