closet, n.All

The Closet is a place for hanging things after you run out of doorknobs.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?A liquor cabinet

I keep getting homophobia and claustrophobia mixed upWhich is the one about being in a closet?

What did the janitor say when he popped out of the closet?“Supplies!”

A Closet is just a pocket for houses.

A Closet is a space full of clothes that are too good to throw away but not good enough to wear.