Advice is often sought merely as a guise for seeking corroboration.

Advice is meaningless to one who is determined — A determined heart will not be counseled.

Advice is useless — A wise man doesn't need advice, and a fool won't take it.

Advice is crap — Don't offer me advice; give me money.

The Gift is less important than the spirit in which it is offered.

A Gift is a charming form of bribery.

A Gift is distinguished from a donation in that gifts go to a person; donations to people.

A Gift appeases the gods.

A House is a storage unit you live in.

A House is a hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.

A House is best when small — A little nest is warmer than a big nest.

House is the Mecca of bedbugs. (The difference between a house and a home is this