A Bar is a place that serves depressants but promote a loud and active atmosphere -- coffee shops, by contrast serve stimulants and have a chill atmosphere with soft music.

A Bar is a place where one drink calls for another to keep it company.

A Bar is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

A Bar is nothing but a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.

A Bench is a butt board

A Bench is a couch people shelf.

A Bench is a couch skeleton.

A Bench is a naked couch.

A Cemetery is the only place where people never complain about the weather.

The Cemetery is the last resort.

The Cemetery is the country home we all really need.

A Cemetery is a place that would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on all of the headstones.