bar, n.All

A Bar is a place that serves depressants but promote a loud and active atmosphere -- coffee shops, by contrast serve stimulants and have a chill atmosphere with soft music.

A Bar is a place where you get dry martinis and wet change.

Why didn't 19 blondes go into a bar?The sign said 21+.

A Bar is nothing but a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.

A Bar is a place where one drink calls for another to keep it company.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles . . .but I can't get my wife to go swimming

A Bar is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

Two men walked into a barThe third one ducked

The Bar is rather paradoxical because on the one hand, we aren't supposed to drink and drive, and on the other, bars all have parking lots.

A Bar is nothing but a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.