An Apology is never sufficient — A wound is not cured by the unbending of the bow.

Apology is, on some occasions, nothing but rudeness.

Apology is only egotism wrong side out.

An Apology only accounts for that which it does not alter.

A Balloon is enslaved air.

A Balloon is Spanks that air wears.

A Balloon is a clown condom.

A Balloon is corralled air.

The Compliment is never as good as an insult in this: with compliments, you never know if it's true. With insults, it always comes from the heart.

A Compliment is the toughest thing to take gracefully.

A Compliment is always appreciated — nobody has ever been bored by someone paying them a compliment.

A Compliment is a gift which no person is so poor that he cannot give.

A Joke is like sex… it ain't any good if you don't get it

A Joke is born when the punchline becomes apparent

The Joke is the cayenne of conversation.

The Joke is always a tiny revelation.