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A Balloon is not something you pick up, you hold it down.

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Can you blow a balloon up under water?

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A Balloon is Spanks that air wears.

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During World War II, Japan launched balloons with bombs into the jet stream which travelled to the US.

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Why can't you take anything balloons say seriously?They're always full of hot air!.

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The Balloon is a strange birthday tradition. - Happy birthday, here’s a rubber sack of my breath.

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I quit my job at the helium balloon factoryI refuse to be spoken to in that tone

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A Balloon is a plastic bag of breath one displays during celebrations.

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I want to go into a balloon store and threaten to blow the whole place up!

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