An Apology is never sufficient — A wound is not cured by the unbending of the bow.

Apology is, on some occasions, nothing but rudeness.

Apology is only egotism wrong side out.

An Apology only accounts for that which it does not alter.

A Date is like buses: if you miss one, you can be sure there’ll be another one soon.

A Date is a two-way interview where both the people are trying to get hired while evaluating whether to hire the other person or not.

A Date is an organized meeting between two people who have yet to realize their dislike for each other

The Eulogy is always too late ---- better to present me now with the wine and garlands which you propose to bestow upon my tomb.

A Eulogy is always kind — Funny how gentle people get with you once you’re dead.

The Eulogy is tasked to create feeling rather than reflect it — Praising what is lost Makes the remembrance dear.

A Eulogy is praise that is too much and too late.