television, n.All

The Television is a place where you go when you want to turn your brain off whereas the internet is a place you go when you want to turn your brain on.

Television is great becasue if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.

TV you burn more calories sleeping than watching TV

Television is a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

The VCR was first made in 1956 and was the size of a piano.

Sleeping burns more calories than watching TV

A Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

Television is not free so long as there's a jingle in your head.

I just bought a new 120-inch 3D TVOr a window, as most people call it

Television (as written in 1939) will never be a serious competitor for radio because people must sit and keep their eyes glued on a screen... the average American family hasn't time for it.

Television is a gold goose that lays scramble eggs... to beat it for not laying caviar is futile and probably fatal.