date, n.All

Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?Because he couldn’t find a date

So, what's the smoothest way to tell your dinner date that she has to get something of equal or lesser value?

A Date is a two-way interview where both the people are trying to get hired while evaluating whether to hire the other person or not.

A Date is like buses: if you miss one, you can be sure there’ll be another one soon.

Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve.December 31st.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?Because it couldn't get a date.

A Date is an organized meeting between two people who have yet to realize their dislike for each other