The Clarinet is an instrumental cat that makes sound leap and jump in entrechats.

The Clarinet is about the ability to overcome the imperfections of the instrument, as there's no such thing as a perfect clarinet, never was and never will be.

The Clarinet is like the lawyer in that they too have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

The Clarinet is an instrument of torture, wielded in the most precise fashion by a member of any high school marching band

Grief is a room without doors.

Grief is the essence of humanity — Man, when he does not grieve, hardly exists.

Grief is a great struggle — grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.

Grief is a developer of the powers of the mind.

Guilt is the attempt of your psyche to express the good intentions you never really had.

Guilt is a crooked, intricate, inconstant, and various thing; innocence is plain, direct, and simple

Guilt is an existential structure not to be understood as some psychological feeling that one gets when one transgresses some moral code.

Guilt is phenomenological, meaning it is not the result of the transgression of this or that code, but the a priori condition for there to be moral codes.

A Joke is like sex… it ain't any good if you don't get it

A Joke is born when the punchline becomes apparent

The Joke is the cayenne of conversation.

The Joke is always a tiny revelation.