Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

Age is different for the sexes. Man is as old as he feels and a woman as old as she looks.

one's Age takes about ten years to get used to how old you are.

Age is something women don't admit and men don't act.

Christmas is a poor excuse every 25th of December to pick a man's pockets.

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

Christmas is Judgement Day, but for kids, where Santa is always watching and has a list of kids who have been naughty and who have been nice.

Christmas is the glorious time of great Too-Much.

Coffee is a cup of "Get shit done"

Coffee is a liquid cigarette.

Coffee is but a noxious berry, born to keep used-up folks awake.

Coffee is the drug of the intellectual.

Fear is the fire that melts Icarian wings.

Fear is many-eyed.

Fear is the parent of cruelty.

Fear is the mother of superstition.