The Customer is the only boss. He can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.

Customer is a species that usually appears in large quantities the moment before you leave work or have a break.

A Customer is the most important part of the production line.

The Customer is rarely right. And that is why one must seize the control of the circumstance and dominate every last detail to guarantee that one is going to have a far better time than they ever would have had if they tried to control it themselves.

The Dog , when washed, never scratches, like cats, but just becomes very sad and tries to figure out what it did wrong.

A Dog is a funny animal — you can say any foolish thing to it, and it'll give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

A Dog is a furry vessel of unconditional love.

A Dog is a furry antidepressant.

An Employee is to be trusted — If you suspect a man, don't employ him; if you employ him, don't suspect him.

An Employee is best chosen for loyalty — an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.

An Employee is not family — referring to them as such is the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her.

The Employee is best who works for their employer as though they were self-employed.

Faith is what lights us through the dark to Deity.

Faith is the heroism of intellect.

Faith is generally strongest in those whose character may be called weakest.

Faith is the soul of religion, and works the body.