alaska, n.All

Where's your mom from? "Alaska," he replied"Don't worry," I said, "I'll ask her myself"

Alaska is miles and miles of miles and miles.

Alaska is so cold, alaskans go to siberia for the winter.

Alaska is the most northern, western, and eastern U.S. state

Alaska was bought from Russia for about 2 cents an acre.

Alaska is so primitive, the city bus barks.

Alaska is home to more caribou than people

Alaska is the only state that can be typed on one row of keys

Alaska is the state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work

Alaska is the most eastern and western state in the U.S

Alaska is our biggest, buggiest, boggiest state.

Alaska is an ideal place for a golf course: mighty few trees and damn few ladies' foursomes. Rex Lardner

Alaska has the longest coastline in the United States at 6,640 miles long.