football, n.All

Football is a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

NFL games have an average of just 11 minutes of live play.

NFL referees also get Super Bowl rings.

Football is a game where the stadiums are usually filled to capacity, and so are the fans.

Football is just a super complicated escort mission.

Football is a game for trained apes.

Approximately 78% of NFL players are bankrupt within two years of finishing their career.

Football is a game for trained apes, retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms, surrounded by a mob of drunken monkeys howling the gorillas on.

the NFL made a committee to falsify information to cover up brain damage in their players

Football is the Battle of the Wounded Knees.

Football is a sport that is almost as brutal as the price of the tickets.

Football is a sport that makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.