southerner, n.All

The Southerner is so slow of speech one can change their shoes and socks faster than most people in Mississippi can speak a sentence.

The Southerner has the speech patterns of someone slipping in and out of consciousness.

The "lazy southerner" stereotype was caused by widespread hookworm infections in the 18th century, which caused poor southerners to be lethargic, malnourished, stunted, and mentally retarded.

The Southerner is usually tolerant of those weaknesses that proceed from innocence.

What do you call a bounty hunter from the SouthBubba Fett

A Southerner is someone who's related to himself in all sorts of ways