star wars, n.All

Star Wars is a prime example of what happens with star employees are undervalued. After being denied a promotion with the Jedi, Anakin seeks employment at a similar but competing group promising him a key position (w/ better benefits) in an outfit poised for aggressive expansion.

Star Wars is the story of a sentient invisible energy field playing chess with itself.

Star Wars is just the Skywalker family drama.

Star Wars is just a bunch of zippy and swooshy noises with a terrifyingly realistic wedding song.

Star Wars is a movie about a guy who joined the Rebellion because he saw a short video clip of his sister who he thought was hot.

Star Wars is a film about a single family fucking up literally the entire galaxy

My wife left me because of my endless Star Wars punsDivorce is strong with this one

The wife just asked, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bathroom floor?"I went with, "It's a dead Jedi."