switzerland, n.All

Switzerland is, like its cheese, a country with round holes: square pegs need not apply.

Switzerlandit is illegal to own only one guinea pig because they are prone to loneliness.

Switzerland is a bank with other things attached

Switzerland is a country which (in contrast to Italy which produced the Renaissance from the crucible of warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed) had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce' The cuckoo clock.

Guinea pigs are prone to loneliness --- In Switzerland, it is illegal to own only one.

Switzerland is the land of peace, understanding, milk chocolate, and all those lovely snow-capped tax benefits.

Switzerland is not a country so much as a neat, clean, quite solvent business.

Switzerland is a country where, since both its national products melt (snow and chocolate), the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

Switzerland is a giant VR game entitled 'postcard'.

Switzerland is an entire nation that has adopted airport pricing