swiss cheese

pope

is like jazz, the holes are the notes that aren't played.

is like life in that most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

is like an old sock: It has holes, and kinda smells.

is a rip-off. It's the only cheese one can bite into and miss.

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

is a cheese that might even smell worse if it were not ventilated.

Have you ever thought what Swiss cheese might smell like if it were not ventilated?