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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticketIt made an illegal ewe turn

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A U-turn is really an n-turn if you think about it.

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Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?Because he didn’t see the ewe turn

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A U-turn is a maneuver that there's no shame or awkwardness in taking on the road but on the sidewalk, it’s impossible to change direction in a socially comfortable manner

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