traffic ticket, n.All

Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?It drove pasta stop sign

Why did the banana get a speeding ticket?He got caught peeling out of the parking lot

Why did the police officer give summer a ticketIt was going by too fast

Ulysses S. Grant was fined $20.00 for speeding on his horse.

A Traffic ticket is the finale of the policeman’s bawl.

Why did the chicken get a speeding ticket?He was heavy on the Eggs-celerator