Waffle House is IHOP's methy-er cousin.
Waffle House is IHOP with a mullet.
Waffle House is IHOP's redneck inbred cousin.
Waffle House is an IHOP that dropped out of high school.
Waffle House is an IHOP that's done some time in the big house.
Waffle House is IHOP's meth-head brother.
Waffle House is a gas station bathroom that happens to serve food.
Waffle House is IHOP's white trash cousin.
