brunch, n.All

Brunch is just a classy way of saying I wanna get drunk before noon

Brunch is asking someone to go for “varying degrees of fancy eggs”.

Brunch is just a classy way of saying you were too lazy to get up for breakfast.

Brunch is just a fancy word for "fuck it, I'm getting drunk with these eggs."

Brunch is just a cover for alcoholism

Brunch is a happy hour on Sunday

Brunch is a game of "let's spend the next hour pretending we don't know what eggs are"

Brunch is just a fancy word for, lets get drunk by 11am and spend $50 for scrambled eggs with cheese.

Brunch, Eggs Benedict, Bloody Marys, and Coca-Cola were all invented to cure hangovers.