Waffle House is IHOP's redneck inbred cousin.
Waffle House is IHOP with a mullet.
Waffle House is IHOP's white trash cousin.
Waffle House is an IHOP that dropped out of high school.
Waffle House is IHOP's meth-head brother.
Waffle House is a gas station bathroom that happens to serve food.
Waffle House is IHOP's methy-er cousin.
Waffle House is an IHOP that's done some time in the big house.
Waffle House, all 12 cards.