accountant

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's duty it is to prove that figures can lie.

is a dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas.

is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

is a man hired to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

An accountant is a man hired to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

is a man who is always dealing in numbers, but who doesn't count much when his wife is around.

An accountant is a man who is always dealing in numbers, but who doesn't count much when his wife is around.

is someone who can put two and two together to make a living.

someone who can put two and two together to make a living.

is a dutiful book-balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. See also ZOMBIE.

A dutiful book-balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. See also ZOMBIE.

is a party hired by a successful person to explain to the government how he did it.