office, n.All

An Office is a place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

An Office is a machine for dying.

Office is designed for "work", not productivity.

A: How many people work in your office?B: Oh, about half

An Office is a place where you'll find a man who always tries to do the best he can't.

Where do fish work?The offish

An Office is a clean, functional, brightly lit cell inhabited five days a week by diligent souls who forfeit their lives to make a living.