economist

person

collective noun

light bulb joke

economics

is a guy who knows a thousand ways to make love, but doesn't know any girls.

An economist is a guy who knows a thousand ways to make love, but doesn't know any girls.

is a person who works with numbers but who didn't have the personality to be an accountant.

Economist are people who work with numbers but who

is one who, if he thought he saw a £10 note lying on the pavement, he'd tell himself he did not on the grounds that if it were, someone would have already picked it up.

Two economists are walking down the street. One sees a £10 note lying on the pavement and asks, 'Isn't that a £10 note'' 'Obviously not,' says the other. 'If it were, someone would have already picked it up.'

is one who drowns in a lake of average depth 6 inches.

The statistician drowned in a lake of average depth 6 inches.

is of two kinds: those who don't know, and those who don't know they don't know.

There are only two kinds of economic forecasters - those who don't know, and those who don't know they don't know.

is one who can tell you what to do with your money after you've done something else with it.

An economist can tell you what to do with your money after you've done something else with it.

is the guy who can save money by cutting down some other person's expense.

AN economist is the bloke who can save money by cutting down some other person's expense.

is a man who knows more about money than the people who have it

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