Mathematics is a game played according to certain rules with meaningless marks on paper.
Mathematics is a proof of the existence of an immortal soul, because mathematical theorems are not obtained from experience and so must accompany the soul into existence.
I've been working out to impress my girlfriendBut apparently quadratic equations aren't much of a turn on

Mathematics is a challenge to free will, which is entirely unnecessary in determining that twice two is four.
Math and alcohol don't mixDon't drink and derive
Mathematics is a field that it seems capable of endowing men with something like a new sense.

Timmy has thirty-eight chocolate bars, He eats twenty-eight of them. What does he have?Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes.

Mathematics is a development of thought that had its beginning with the origin of man and culture a million years or so ago. To be sure, little progress was made during hundreds of thousands of years.
Mathematics is a mode of being. It is not numerical, but on the contrary, the numerical derives from mathematical thinking.
To whoever invented the zerothanks for nothing