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Mathematics is a proof of the existence of an immortal soul, because mathematical theorems are not obtained from experience and so must accompany the soul into existence.

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I've been working out to impress my girlfriendBut apparently quadratic equations aren't much of a turn on

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Math and alcohol don't mixDon't drink and derive

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Timmy has thirty-eight chocolate bars, He eats twenty-eight of them. What does he have?Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes.

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Mathematics is a development of thought that had its beginning with the origin of man and culture a million years or so ago. To be sure, little progress was made during hundreds of thousands of years.

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Mathematics is a mode of being. It is not numerical, but on the contrary, the numerical derives from mathematical thinking.

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To whoever invented the zerothanks for nothing

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