consultant, n.All

Consultant is a guy who knows 49 different ways to make love, but doesn't have a girl friend

Consultant is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know

Consultant is someone who knows less about your business than you, but who gets more out of it by telling you what he knows than you do if you make it work the right way instead of doing what he tells you.

The Consultant is a person who borrows your watch and tells you what time it is, then walks off with the watch.

A Consultant is a man hired by an executive who is too tenderhearted to fire his own employees.

A Consultant is like a castrated bull, all he can do is advise.

A Consultant is someone who works with a person with a very expensive watch who doesn't know what time it is.

Consultant is the average guy 20 miles out of town