snoring, n.All

Snoring is nature's way of telling you that your spouse is still in the bed.

Snoring is sleeping very loud.

My wife left me because she said my snoring kept waking her up and she couldn't get any sleepI told her "If my snoring was waking you up then you obviously got some sleep."

Snoring is the nicest sound in the world. Ask any widow.

Snoring is nature's way of saying, "Hey, everybody wake up and look at me. I'm sleeping.".

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?A dino-snore

‘Doctor! Doctor! I snore so loudly, I wake myself up at night.’‘Have you tried sleeping in another room?’

Snoring is so simple you can do it in your sleep.

Snoring is an ailment for which there is only one sure cure: insomnia.

Snoring is easily cured with a glass of cool water, poured down the front of the snorer's pajamas.

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?A dino-snore

Why don’t bananas snore?Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch

Snoring is, as a univeral rule, always done by the ones who fall asleep first.