amputation, n.All

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?Wave

The Amputation is the most “alive” that limbs can be. The blow that strikes them exposes all their gestures at once.

Did you hear about the guy who lost both arms in a motorcycle accidenthe thinks there might be something wrong with his legs too but he just can’t put his finger on it

What do you call a dog with no legs?Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming

What do you call a girl with one leg?Eileen