amputation, n.Dad Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?A happy pit bull

What do you call a dog with no legs?Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming

What do you call a girl with one leg?Eileen

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on your doorstep?An ambulance.

Did you hear about the leper who was upset at cost of his ambulance ride to the hospital?It cost him an arm and a leg

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?Frank

Did you hear about the guy who lost both arms in a motorcycle accidenthe thinks there might be something wrong with his legs too but he just can’t put his finger on it

What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?Eileen

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?Wave

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark