Feel Too Quiet

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is a place where the landlord and the tenant are both trying to raise the rent

is a place where you start to turn off your radio and discover you’ve been listening to your neighbour’s.

is ideally sized when it's large enough to keep your wife from going home to mother, yet small enough to keep her mother from coming to you.

APARTMENT The ideal apartment is large enough to keep your wife from going home to mother, yet small enough to keep her mother from coming to you.