tornado, n.All

What is the similarities between a blonde, and a tornado?After all the sucking and blowing, your car, and house is gone

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?Twister

A Tornado is just God's little way of saying "I don't exist".

A Tornado is like a conservative talk show. They are big in red states and do a lot of damage to the American way of life.

A Tornado is just a a white trash hurricane.

A Tornado is like divorce in the south. Someone is losing the trailer.

A Tornado is like Baptists; much less angry and intense on the east coast as the ones in Mid-America Red States.

A Tornado is like a 6 yr old on sugar. Always changing directions.

Lightning can occur during volcanic eruptions, dust storms, snow storms, forest fires and tornadoes.

A Tornado is like if God flushed the toilet you lived in.

Tornados were called "twirlblasts" and "twirlwinds" in the 18th century.

Tornadoes can easily become fish-nados when forming, or passing over a body of water

Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornadoAll that’s left is da brie

A Tornado is just God's way of sending trailer trash straight to Hell.