canadian, n.All

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?Please get out of the pool

A Canadian is a disarmed American with healthcare

The Canadian is one who uses English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.

A Canadian is a Mexican wearing a sweater

The Canadian is more polite when being rude than Americans are when being friendly.

A Canadian is a man who leaves culture to his wife.

The Canadian is just an unarmed American with health insurance.

The Canadian is generally indistinguishable from the American and the surest way of telling the two apart is to make this observation to a Canadian.

Canadians are so apt to say sorry that a law was passed in 2009 stating that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission to guilt.