arson, n.All

Arson is a fire caused by the friction between the fire insurance policy and the mortgage.

How'd the arson burn down the soccer stadium?A soccer match

There's roughly 100 firefighter arsonists convicted every year in North America and all of them are serial arsonists, meaning they've started three or more fires.

I thought my arson habit was keeping me from meeting girls...but then I discovered Match.com

Arson is to be careless in the use of fire.