firefighter, n.All

A Firefighter is a reverse arsonist.

A Firefighter is a cop who shoots at fires instead of black people

A Firefighter is a cop who arrests fire instead of criminals.

A Firefighter is a reverse pyromaniac.

A Firefighter is just a responsible frat bro who saves lives

A Firefighter is a land scuba diver.

A Firefighter is an earth astronaut.

The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it

A Firefighter is a cop who arrests fires.