axe, n.All

What do friends and trees have in common?They both fall down when you hit them with an axe

Why did they have to close the axe factory?There had been too many axe-idents

What did one lumber jack say to another lumber jack?I need to axe you a question.

An Axe is a traitor to wood.

The Axe is a tree cyborg created by humans to destroy other trees.