lumberjack, n.All

A Lumberjack is a professional axe murder for plants

chopping wood increases testosterone production by 46.8 percent

How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?

A Lumberjack is a tree murderer

What is a lumberjack’s favorite style of beer?Lager

A Lumberjack is a vegan butcher.

A Lumberjack is the cowboy of the North

What did one lumber jack say to another lumber jack?I need to axe you a question.

A Lumberjack is a lawn mower at a different scale

A Lumberjack is a forest cowboy.

Why was the lumberjack fired?They gave him the axe because he couldn't hack it

A Lumberjack is a flannel-wearing Vikings

A Lumberjack is a buff hipster