caesar salad, n.All

Caesar Salad was invented in Tijuana Mexico, not Rome, in 1924 by Caesar Cardini

How do you turn a regular salad into a caeser salad?Stab it 23 times

Why was the waiter fired on his first day of work?The manager yelled out “Seize her salad!”, so he did.

Caesar salad is really able to be said of any salad if you stab it enough times.